The Deck
54 full‑color fart cards
- 💥 Over-the-top, kid-appropriate toilet humor
- 🎴 Thick, sturdy playing-card stock
- 🌈 Bright, playful colors that match the game’s personality
Ridiculous, Kid‑Friendly Fart Fun in a Card Game
Bright art, silly characters, and easy rules make Go Farts! a fast, goofy game for family nights, parties, and anywhere screens need to disappear.
👨👩👧👦 Ages 7+ · 2–8 players
⏱️ 15–25 minute games
🎨 Original artwork
Launching soon at major online retailers. For now, preview the deck, learn the rules, and get ready to giggle.
What’s Inside the Box?
Everything you need for instant fart-fueled chaos at the table. No batteries, screens, or apps required.
The Players
Ages 7+ · 2–8 players
- 👨👩👧👦 Family game nights
- 🎉 Birthday parties and sleepovers
- 🏕️ Camping trips and cabin weekends
The Vibe
Fast, silly, and replayable
- ⏱️ Short rounds, easy to squeeze in
- 😂 Big laughs, low learning curve
- 📦 Toss the deck in a bag and go
How to Play
Exact rules may evolve as we finalize the first edition, but here’s the basic idea so you can see how it works.
1
Deal the cards
Shuffle the deck and give each player 5 cards. Place the rest in a draw pile in the center.
2
Play your best fart
On your turn, choose a card to play and read it out loud. Some cards tell a mini story, some ask you to act something out, some battle other players.
3
Follow the chaos
Follow whatever the card says: point, vote, act, swap cards, or stack more farts. The table decides the winner when cards ask for the “funniest” or “grossest” choice.
4
Score & repeat
Win rounds to collect points. First player to the target score wins — or just keep playing until everyone’s laughing too hard to keep track.
💡 Easy to tweak:
Want shorter games? Play to 5 points. Longer? Play to 10. Make up house rules and name them after whoever farted first.
Who’s Behind Go Farts!?
A small family in California, a stack of doodles, and a lot of “what if this was a real game?” conversations.
From inside joke to real deck
Go Farts! started as a silly idea to make our friends and family laugh. We kept sketching characters, writing phrases, and imagining them as real cards. At some point, we stopped saying “this is ridiculous” and started saying “okay… let’s actually make this.”
Made for real families
We wanted something that kids would think is hilarious and adults wouldn’t dread playing for the tenth time. So the game is high on fart jokes, low on mean jokes, and built to be played with cousins, grandparents, and whoever else wanders into the living room.
FAQ
A few quick answers while the first edition is getting ready to ship.
Is this appropriate for kids?
Yes. It’s silly gross, not adult gross. Think cartoon fart humor, goofy characters, and dramatic reactions — nothing explicit or graphic.
How many players and how long?
The game works best with 2–8 players and usually takes about 15–25 minutes per game, depending on how long everyone takes to stop laughing and actually choose a winner.
Do I need anything else to play?
Just the deck and a table (or floor, picnic blanket, or tailgate). No extra pieces, apps, or timers required.
Where will I be able to buy it?
We’re planning to sell directly online and through major marketplaces. For now this site is the best place to get updates and previews while we finalize printing and distribution.